In the Ruins of a Blue and White Empire
“Jay Paterno is in the basement bar of an Italian restaurant owned by a friend of his, pretending he’s taking a shower. He’s standing purposefully, uncomfortably close to the guy he’s talking to, and one of his arms is raised, and he’s pretending to soap his armpit, and he’s saying that the showers in the football building aren’t so cramped, that you wouldn’t be forced so close together there. You can take a shower with somebody there and it wouldn’t be like you were necessarily invading their personal space. It wouldn’t be like that.
